Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Pigeon shit-storm forces Kings of Leon off stage

Music fans rejoice.
IN what appears to be the funniest story of the year so far, turgid MOR rockers Kings of Leon were forced off stage during a gig in St Louis - because of defecating pigeons.
The peculiar dullards cut short their set just as they were about to rip in to I Want Poo, from album Only By The Shite, as a blanket bomb of sizzling pigeon plop covered the band in what can only be described as a commendable synchronised dirty protest.
According to The Guardian, Andy Mendelsohn, the band's manager, said bassist Jared Followill was hit "several times during the first two songs" with a number of droppings "landing near his mouth".
If only the pigeons got it Closer. I bet it really did look like Mancrappan up there.

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