Luminous Plectrum's Guide to Glastonbury Festival 2011

THE wellies are packed and the crates of Strongbow are stacked. No, it’s not the start of a festival-themed ditty, it means this year’s Glastonbury Festival is all but a day away!
More than 200,000 people are expected to pile into Pilton for this year’s pop extravaganza and Luminous Plectrum will be there to immerse ourselves in hours of musical treats.
While we prepare ourselves to tuck into what is expected to be a giant mud pie, here are some of the acts we are looking forward to this year. Don’t forget to keep up-to-date with all Glasto-goings-on by following our Twitter feed: @LuminousPlectrm

BATTLES – The John Peel stage, Saturday, 9pm

SKULL-penetrating math-rock or dance-infused experimental. Whatever you brand explosive three-piece Battles, there’s no denying legendary John Stanier’s coeserive attack of the drum kit is likely to fell the John Peel Stage on Saturday. Luminous Plectrum is eager to see how the material on newly-released Gloss Drop will fair among the Glastonbury crowd, especially the infectious Ice Cream featuring the vocals of funk-techno maestro Matias Aguayo And of course, the other-worldly Atlas.
Ice Cream (Featuring Matias Aguayo) by BATTLES

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE – Sunday, The Other Stage, 10pm

ARGUABLY one of our favourite ever bands, Josh Homme’s Queens of the Stone Age are the perfect act to drop the final curtain for another year. No One Knows, Feel Good Hit of the Summer, Regular John, Go With The Flow – the possible inclusions to the set-list are endless and this performance could be the surprise hit of the festival.
Queens of the Stone Age - Little Sister by Sound-Awake

MORRISSEY – Friday, Pyramid Stage 8pm

GOD-like Smiths frontman Morrissey warms up the crowd before U2’s headlining set on Friday and let’s just hope he doesn’t get a whiff of those mouth-wateringly tasty Pieminster stands, eh?
Listen: Morrissey -- Suedehead

WU-TANG CLAN – Friday, Pyramid Stage, 3pm

NEW York City rap-troupe Wu-Tang Clan’s rare UK festival appearance is likely to be a popular fixture for thousands of finely-tuned timetables this year, and for a good reason too. The chance to see Method Man, the RZA and the GZA, Ghostface Killah and Raekwon all on one stage is one not to be missed, and they may even throw in a few hits from their outstanding solo efforts. The thought of hearing C.R.E.A.M, Gravel Pit, Protect Ya Neck, Bring Da Ruckus, really gets us going. Really.
Listen: Wu-Tang Clan -- Gravel Pit

CRYSTAL CASTLES – Friday, The Park, 11.15pm

THIS performance posed the ultimate dilemma for us – it clashes with DJ Shadow on the John Peel Stage. But Crystal Castles’ stage headlining slot is unlikely one to be missed, and the relatively intimate Park stage should create an electric atmosphere. We can’t wait for demonic screaming over a butchered 8-bit beats.
Crystal Castles - Celestica by Crystal Castles

JAMIE XX – Friday, Oxlyers in West, 7pm

OK, it’ll be a DJ set but Jamie XX has been churning out some rather engaging material since the turn of the year. His minimalistic spin and sparkling cymbals should make the mud a tad more bearable.
Jamie XX - Far Nearer (Drvg Cvltvre Slow Grind) by drvg cvltvre

JAMES BLAKE – Saturday, The Park, 9.30pm

21-year-old James Blake’s brand of mesmerising post-dubstep is sure to conjure one of this year’s most intriguing shows. The talented electro-crooner has the unique ability to bring the hairs standing to attention while scrambling your mind at the same time.
James Blake - Measurements by hotfortheencore

YUCK – Saturday, John Peel, 1.05pm

YOU may be feeling yuck on Saturday morning, but Yuck provide an enthralling shot of 90s nostalgia and evoke hazy memories of Dinosaur Jr, Pavement, Mudhoney et al, and within their distorted guitar licks lies pop-tinged choruses perfect to blow your hangover away.
Get Away by Yuck

THE WALKMEN – Saturday, The Park, 4.45pm

THE thought of witnessing The Rat’s rapier-like guitar strumming is already whetting our appetites. A quarter to five slot could swing two ways. Is it too early to witness their epic bar-brawling-esque show, or will it provide the perfect whiskey-induced warmth for Saturday night? We may as well find out.
Stranded - The Walkmen by mickmgmt

RUMER – Saturday, The Pyramid Stage, 3.30pm

ACTUALLY, just no.

We’ll be back after this year’s spectacle with the full lowdown, pictures and videos.
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